“That video just over there, which you are about to watch (below?) will make you squirm for a minute. Not because it's horrible or obscene (it's not), but because you'll find yourself super embarrassed for an utterly clueless guy dancing all by himself on a hillside at the Sasquatch Music Festival.
But ... come to find out, this poor fool actually is something special. Something that, according to Andrew Tarver, 97 percent of the world is not.”